I'm guessing a bit of light relief from all the pontificating would be welcome, and it just so happens I have here a compilation of 26 selected words currently in the Oscarian vocabulary. As he's on his way over to visit distant friends and family, it's quite likely that someone reading this might be subject to a barrage of undecipherable gibberish in the none-too-distant future, so this will hopefully be useful both as a guide and a warning*.
Phonetic key: vowels mainly as per Spanish pronunciation, but allowance should be made for the occasional Northern twang.
Conversational tips: none. Just say "yes" a lot, assuming you can stop laughing long enough to actually speak.
- oggis (Oscar)
- ey-ee (Elly)
- me oggis (this belongs to Oscar)
- hursh (it hurts)
- ducks / dux (I'm stuck, also ducks)
- mine (flawess pronunciation)
- dus (juice)
- peees (please)
- ah-gew (thankyou)
- dow (I want to get down)
- ab (I want to get up)
- adiding (I'm hiding)
- oh-ka (there's a car)
- oh-ka (there's another car)
- oh-ka (there's yet another car, etc, etc)
- towsis (trousers)
- shus (shoes)
- tox (socks)
- docdit (chocolate)
- bigis (fingers)
- bidis (sweeties)
- horsh (horse)
- mooo (what the horse says - an Oggis joke)
- dak-dak (tractor)
- beebeesh (cbeebies)
- herberdy (happy birthday)
- pish (fish)
- beewee (wee-wee, on the rare occasion of it landing in his potty)
*Disclaimer: due to a rapidly accelerating rate of uptake, the author disclaims all responsibility for the completeness and accuracy of the above lexicon. You engage in conversation with the Oggis entirely at your own risk. Thank you.
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